Did I make a blog just to copy Leni and make a list of weird (and not so weird) celebrity (and not so celebrity) crushes? Maybe. Do I make good use of my free time? I don't want to talk about it. Also, the list isn't in any particular order. So here it is:
1. Matthew Perry
I mean, sure he's 20 years older than me... but he's funny. Back when I was fourteen, I developed a foolproof plan to seduce and marry him. So here it is: Write a novel with a character strikingly similar to Matthew Perry. Make it good, so good it gets turned into a screenplay. Visit the set, because, hey, you're the author. Seduce Matthew Perry. It all seems so simple! Just because a decade has elapsed and we still aren't married doesn't mean I've given up hope.
1. Matthew Perry
I mean, sure he's 20 years older than me... but he's funny. Back when I was fourteen, I developed a foolproof plan to seduce and marry him. So here it is: Write a novel with a character strikingly similar to Matthew Perry. Make it good, so good it gets turned into a screenplay. Visit the set, because, hey, you're the author. Seduce Matthew Perry. It all seems so simple! Just because a decade has elapsed and we still aren't married doesn't mean I've given up hope.
2. Zachary Quinto
I realize that he's gay, and that's cool. But what if we could just make out for, like, five minutes? Ten minutes tops.
3. Leonard Nimoy:
Yes, I realize he's a little out of my age range, but back in the TOS days Leonard Nimoy was an attractive man. And he's from Boston, which makes him infinitely cooler. Do I have a Spock complex? Does that mean I should seriously consider trading in my Star Trek DVDs and use the extra free time for some intense introspection? Mayyybee...
I realize that he's gay, and that's cool. But what if we could just make out for, like, five minutes? Ten minutes tops.
3. Leonard Nimoy:
Yes, I realize he's a little out of my age range, but back in the TOS days Leonard Nimoy was an attractive man. And he's from Boston, which makes him infinitely cooler. Do I have a Spock complex? Does that mean I should seriously consider trading in my Star Trek DVDs and use the extra free time for some intense introspection? Mayyybee...
4. Christopher Mintz-Plasse
What can I say, Kick-Ass did it for me. And who doesn't need a little McLovin in their lives? Also, he's in a band.
5. Anton Yelchin
Have you seen his eyes?
6. Kristen Bell
She's adorable, and funny. And we could role-play Veronica Mars.
7. Christopher Meloni
Technically, I think I have a crush on Detective Stabler. But, I mean, come on.
8. John Green
He writes amazing YA fiction. And he's pretty. But seriously, the fiction.
What can I say, Kick-Ass did it for me. And who doesn't need a little McLovin in their lives? Also, he's in a band.
5. Anton Yelchin
Have you seen his eyes?
6. Kristen Bell
She's adorable, and funny. And we could role-play Veronica Mars.
7. Christopher Meloni
Technically, I think I have a crush on Detective Stabler. But, I mean, come on.
8. John Green
He writes amazing YA fiction. And he's pretty. But seriously, the fiction.
9. Ed Helms
Ever since he showed up on The Office, I've forgotten all about Jim. Seriously, John Krasinski who?
10. Jason Dohring / Justin Bartha
These two tied for #10 because they have no other reason for being on this list besides being pretty. As opposed to all the other, more scientific, reasons I had for the first nine.
And there you have it.
Ever since he showed up on The Office, I've forgotten all about Jim. Seriously, John Krasinski who?
10. Jason Dohring / Justin Bartha
These two tied for #10 because they have no other reason for being on this list besides being pretty. As opposed to all the other, more scientific, reasons I had for the first nine.
And there you have it.
